Jerry Jones - He got more than 100,000 people to the opener of the new Cowboys stadium. That’s a good thing. But it was kind of like throwing a party for all of your friends and family and then having your wife get drunk and make out with a neighbor in front of everyone. Now everyone you know has first-hand knowledge that your wife’s a whore. And now 100,000 people have first-hand knowledge that the Cowboys aren’t very good.
(via Sports Pickle)
